Mitch enjoys getting his balls busted


I don’t want to brag or anything, but I was in a Buzzfeed video. I already have 5 agencies fighting over my contract, and a TV pilot on the way. But really, I’m a humble guy deep down. If only that were the case. They cut most of the triplet shots but I guess we were enough of a freak show in the video to entertain the masses in the comments below.

The mofo’s in the comments section go hard on everyone. They’re ruthless. I’ve had my battles with comments on the blog, but nothing like these YouTube hyenas. You make any comment about yourself and immediately these devils all reply “Go jump off a bridge into the Grand Canyon you fucking loser.” Alright, sorry I’ll make sure I never mention how this video helped me get through chemotherapy again.

If there is anything I have learned from reading all of those comments it’s that I thoroughly enjoy being objectified. Oh I love it. In person is the best, but I’ll take it in the form of YouTube comments. I’ve always enjoyed getting my balls busted but the idea of having a massive amount of people at anytime supplying you with vicious burns, it’s like a dream come true. It’s a great feeling having people cut through the bullshit and just tell you how it is. You can only get that type of honesty from an anonymous nobody shoving Doritos Locos Tacos in their gullet while they scour the internet at 2 in the morning.

Alex would say it goes even further and that I enjoy being emasculated by women. He says that I enjoy nothing more than to have women belittle me, figuratively speaking. I can partially agree with that. I like the idea of it. I think the idea of me and an Amazonian woman standing naked next to each other is absolutely hilarious. So do you want to bend over to make out with me or what? My rant on short people and tall girls may have you believe otherwise, but it’s just an idea nothing more.

And I think that’s how all joking should be taken. It is an idea, you don’t have to believe in it if you don’t want to. You can take it in and do what you want with it.


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